Все по-упорито се говори, че понеже си пада много по хобити, Майкъл Джексън ще се опита да примами Дел Торо да го вземе за ролята на Ам-Гъл във филма, щото освен хобити, ще има достъп и до малки джуджета с големи бради, които преследва от край време...
Оказа се, че още при снимането на LOTR, Майкъл Джексън редовно преследвал актьорите, играещи хобити
"MIDDLE EARTH, New Zealand — Michael Jackson was banned from the set of The Lord of Rings: The Return of the King for molesting the hobbits. Jackson, who underwent plastic surgery to play the role of Gollum, mistook the hobbits for children.
"The opportunity came," said Jackson. "Elijah Wood and I were alone and he looked so sexy. I just couldn't stop myself."
Elijah Wood (Frodo) said that Michael asked him for the ring, assuming that it was a wedding ring. "He wanted to use it to marry me," he said.
Orlando Bloom, who plays Legolas, suspected something was wrong when Jackson continually referred to 'arrows' and 'quivers.' "I realized he was talking about another kind of arrow," he said.
Dominic Monaghan (Merry) was not too merry about what Mr. Jackson did to him. "He invited me to Neverland, and forced me to sleep in his room. I've been having trouble sleeping lately, and at least the knock out gas made me go to sleep quickly."
John Rhys-Davies (Gimli the dwarf), who swears he was not in the film Gigli, says that Jackson was very attracted to his beard. "He said he liked a fully-bearded child, and that he had his beard to show to me. As soon as I realized that he did not have a facial beard, I ran out of the janitor's closet."
But the allegations did not stop there. Billy Boyd (Pippin) said that Jackson kept referring to him as "his precious," even between takes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, who is defending Jackson 100%, said, "You would be surprised what can occur between takes. One does not know how many, or even, whose breasts will accidentally end up in my hands. It is ahmazing!"
Освен това археологични открития показали, че по времето на хобитите, те били сериозно преследвани от племето на Майкъл Джексън:
"Recent scientific discoveries suggest that the Hobbit tribe, a one-metre-tall race of childlike people who lived on the Indonesian island of Flores between 13,000 and 18,000 years ago, were preyed upon and driven to extinction by the Michael Jackson tribe. The latter tribe was identified as a distinct form of hominid after its skeletal remains were found intertwined with two of the six Hobbit skeletons...
In those cave drawings a relatively tall creature, whose face has been lightened somehow and whose nose appears to be much smaller than that of other tribesmen in the area, seems to be offering some kind of beverage to a member of the smaller Hobbit tribe"